OK!!!!!!! Lets talk a little about the history of vampires first, before we go on full blown lesson. The first thing you should know is that originally vampires were ugly beasts of blood sucking terror. But now ther HOT blood sucking beasts of terror!!!! Now you can believe all you want that every vampire is like Edward and fight the temptation of your blood, but the true fact is that in the beginning your "Edward" would just kill you and leave your body in a gutter some were. Also I'm sorry to say that in the beginning vampires did sleep during the day and walk and feed at night.(If you don't get that, it means THEY DON'T SPARKLE!!! What real vampires SPARKLE, SERIOUSLY!!)Also they would have to sleep in coffins and in the dirt of there home land. They could also shapshift into bats, moths, smoke, and fog.(BUT THEY DID NOT SPARKLE!!!!!!)So now you know a little about the original vampires.
P.S. Sorry I made fun of Twilight so much I do love it but real VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE ITS JUST NOT RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!
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